I have been coming across many interesting sayings of late and its best to share with the world such findings.

Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

Wethern's Law

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.-

Ogden's Law

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. -

F. P. Jones

If it happens, it must be possible.


Murphy's Laws

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

Lynch's Law

It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.

Ralph's Observation

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's Corollary

Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

The Whispered Rule

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again

Never argue with a fool - they will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.


The Fool's Law

It's not the survival of the fittest, it's the survival of the slickest

Kohan's Law

The probability of somebody watching you is directly proportionate to the stupidity of your actions.

Know the rules well, so you can break them right.

Fate is the realization that you have absolutely no control of your life.

All wisdom ends in paradox.

There are two times when to keep your mouth shut: When swimming and when angry.

The longer you celebrate an accomplished task, the sooner you fail your next one.

Rule of Neutrality

To copy from one person is plagerism. To copy from many is research.

The ability to deceive others, is perfected through a lot of practice on myself.

The more you talk about how others are, the more others learn about how you are.

We ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.

To be alone is the greatest freedom.

To feel alone is the lowest prison.

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being.

Convenience sacrifices quality.

Remember this... that very little is needed to make a happy life.

Marcus Aurelius

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think

To Forgive is the Highest most Beautiful form of Love. Forgive all who have offended you. Not for them. But for Yourself.

Time may heal all wounds, but scars can last a lifetime.

A true man is one who controls his desires when he shouldn't .

Bed is a bundle of paradoxes; we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; and we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

Crazy, how in life to really describe one end of the spectrum you have to be at the other.

Allen Blanks

Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.

Voltaire

And now for my favourite :

being enlightened with the higher truths of life doesnt save your ass from the pharmac test tomorrow

T-man

And to all a Good Night!!

1 comments:

  1. Haha. Brilliant stuff. Have heard most here and there, but it's great to see them altogether in one place.

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