Udupi District Bus Pageant Announced – Residents of Manipal Pay Homage

Get Ready for the Pageant of a life time

The sweet, intoxicating aroma of fuel exhaust has bewitched residents of Manipal near Udupi for years. This summer, those residents will pay homage to the source of that scent when the University town hosts its first District Bus Pageant.

Scheduled to take place in mid- May, the Bus Pageant promises to be spectacular.

Manipal resident Shri Haridas Pai said “Connoisseurs of the local bus travel know that the Manipal Mass Transit system boasts the loveliest bus fleet, and also lays claim to the least bus-related deaths and mental-illness-related mucous slippage.”

The opening ceremony, to be held at the Tiger Circle, will feature a solemn “blessing of the buses” by the priest from Venugopal Temple. Noted Manipal band Zehen will debut a new composition written especially for the day, entitled “Drive On To Romance.”

A promenade following the ceremony will feature every Manipal bus in a continuous convoy through the towns educational institutions. Scheduled to appear as the pageant’s head judge is Neelaiah Shetty, the guy who sits in front of the bus and beautifies the streets by spitting paan stained saliva at regular intervals. When asked for commentary on the pageant, Neelaiah said “Huccha! You Huccha! Lie to me, will you? You Huccha!” (Huccha is the local word for Mad).

Dakshina Kannada Bus Owners Association (DKBOA) secretary and Pageant organizer Ajeej Parthipady said. “He’s been a loyal passenger for over two decades and has helped push the Manipal bus system into the 2010’s. To christen the lead bus in the promenade, Neelaiah will chew on the choicest of paan, spit out the saliva and use it to spell the word Huccha on the side of the bus.

The Bus Pageant ceremony will take place in the parking lot of event co-sponsor Manipal Butcher’s association Pvt. Ltd. There, the panel of nine judges will be given the difficult task of choosing “Manipal’s Liveliest Bus.” The winning vehicle will get a soapy water scrub-down and a coupon good for a discounted oil change at any Indian-oil outlet.

Competition will be held in four major categories.

In the Talent Competition, buses will be judged for “most skillful right turn, without use of an indicator or slowing down”.

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